Description of the theft
Bike was stolen off of second floor entry way/porch. Wasn't locked, but did have the cable and pad lock hanging on right handle bar and keys were on a key ring, under the seat, attached to a frosty white set of balls with ¿4? light modes (fast strobe, slow strobe, and for some reason two steady).
There was also a shiny black baby boot dangling from the black bell on the left handle bar (the bell was added when I took my bike in for servicing).