Description of the theft
Two u-locks and a cable lock, chained to a permanently-affixed bedroom loft ladder. Ladder was broken apart and bike was stolen along with the locks, as well as some tools (not tools that can be used for bike theft), and the contents of my freezer.
Accessories on bike at time of theft included: rear cargo basket, "soft" cooler, 4 locks, a phone charger battery pack, a small tool kit, a speaker, handlebar mirrors, an upgraded headlight, an upgraded seat and seat post. My helmet is also missing: light blue with checkerboard decals, the word "meow!" in rainbow letters, cat doodles on the opposite side of "meow!", and my Instagram handle written along the front rim.